Chimera Enterprises' Complaint Forum

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Chimera Enterprises' Complaint Forum

Post by catabur » Mon May 18, 2015 3:20 am

Sender: chimeraenterpises@l-net.grm

Here at Chimera Enterprises, we put the customer first. But, as all great companies and merchants know, sometimes the day is rough and the customers follow. Which is why after careful consideration, we have decided to open a special little section for anyone to post it. Wherever it be your scathing reviews, misunderstood complaints, or even a suggestion on how you think we can better run the company, all of it could be here!

We will try to read over and consider each and everything you post.
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Re: Chimera Enterprises' Complaint Forum

Post by Chaos » Mon May 18, 2015 4:23 am

Sender: mynameisbilljoe@l-net.grm

your employee killed my father

prepare to die
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Re: Chimera Enterprises' Complaint Forum

Post by catabur » Mon May 18, 2015 4:55 am

Chaos » Sun May 17, 2015 10:23 pm wrote:Sender: mynameisbilljoe@l-net.grm

your employee killed my father

prepare to die
Sender: chimeraenterpises@l-net.grm

As per company standards, a sad orange will be sent to you.

We thank you for your feedback, have a nice day.
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Re: Chimera Enterprises' Complaint Forum

Post by Tsundere » Mon May 18, 2015 5:11 am

Chaos » Mon May 18, 2015 4:23 am wrote:Sender: mynameisbilljoe@l-net.grm

your employee killed my father

prepare to die
Response: mortimerheathe@l-net.grm

sorry brah XD
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Re: Chimera Enterprises' Complaint Forum

Post by Mitikozuki » Mon Jun 15, 2015 1:20 am

There's a lack of dank memes. This is concerning.

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Re: Chimera Enterprises' Complaint Forum

Post by Clockworkers Doll » Fri Jul 17, 2015 5:20 am

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Re: Chimera Enterprises' Complaint Forum

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