Our updated list of potential positions is as follows (if you are interested in applying, please state so here, on laplaceNET, before coming to our company doctor, so that we know when to expect you):
Any person willing to be taken in as an intern will serve as a sort of student to any department of his/her choosing. They will be tasked with the occasional odd job every so often to help out around the office, and have the great opportunity to become familiar with the trade of Chimera Enterprises along with being accepted into our loving community.
Head of Catering:
This position requires a true leader; one who is willing to lead and train his/her underlings while also helping to provide custom cuisines and sometimes bountiful amounts of food to our generous public. We are looking for at least two years of work experience, though this aspect is not required.
Head of Janitorial Department:
This position requires a truly hardy individual; a person who is willing to brave out even the toughest domestic, industrial, and sometimes chemical messes. Believe us, this position is not for the faint of heart. This individual would, furthermore, also be in charge of doing routine cleanings and safety performance checks of all of our unique equipment. Please contact us directly for further information.
Andrei Kuznetsov, Head of Manufacturing
This position will not differ much from the classic, run-of-the-mill intern (except that you get paid). They will assist in the production and distribution of our glorious line of products. Will require experience in numbers.
This position will be in charge of counting, logging, and moving the products that we produce. Essentially, they will make sure everything goes to the right place, at the right time.
Mortimer Heathe, Head of Research
This position requires any soul willing to be subjected to the products that have passed screening. You will be required to fill out and sign a safety waver upon being hired.
Head of Security:
This position will be tasked with distributing security detail when we host our esteemed events, keeping track of security mishaps when they happen, and overall making the workplace a safer and friendlier environment for both our outgoing employees and our generous public.
This position will require any man or woman who is thoroughly experienced in the art of retaining rowdy citizens. They will most likely be running security detail at most of our esteemed Chimera Enterprises public-oriented events, as well as occasionally around the office when required.