Every Time...(joke thread)

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Every Time...(joke thread)

Postby Raigen.Convict » Fri Aug 18, 2017 3:18 pm

Every time A Felidae says Nya, another innocent cat is sacrificed to scientific experiments to create domesticated pet Cat girls.

Every time A meta master loses in PVP, innocent USD are sacrificed to the devourer of souls for fruits to respec.

Every time someone requests Selachii, another innocent victim is dragged into the ocean by the Ocean Man, by the hand.

Every time Raigen posts, innocent brain cells are killed off by his terrible jokes. :D
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Re: Every Time...(joke thread)

Postby Ranylyn » Sun Aug 20, 2017 9:34 pm

Every time Ranylyn says "I've been thinking," someone screams "OH DEAR GOD, RUN FOR THE HILLS!"
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Re: Every Time...(joke thread)

Postby Raigen.Convict » Tue Aug 22, 2017 2:56 pm

Every time someone spars and sees gheist schritt, they die a little inside, and a lot outside.
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Re: Every Time...(joke thread)

Postby adamkad1 » Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:17 pm

Every time someone spars with a snake dancer user, they die a LOT, both inside and outside (except for gunners but screw those)

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Re: Every Time...(joke thread)

Postby Skimmy2 » Sun Mar 25, 2018 4:42 pm

Everytime a Kraboid is killed, we stray further from Mercala.
Munch

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Re: Every Time...(joke thread)

Postby Raigen.Convict » Fri Mar 30, 2018 6:31 pm

Every time Skimmy returns from the shadows. The echos of the word 'Munch' are heard throughout the entire community.
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Re: Every Time...(joke thread)

Postby Skimmy2 » Fri Mar 30, 2018 6:45 pm

Raigen.Convict wrote:Every time Skimmy returns from the shadows. The echos of the word 'Munch' are heard throughout the entire community.


Munch

Every time a Rhythm Magician casts Explosion, a Learned Magician cries.
Munch


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