07-03-2021, 04:09 AM
Yes, I am indeed asking you tell me a joke, what is your reward you ask? Totally nothing, so yeah..Tell me a joke, a funny joke that I totally won't steal...Yeah...
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07-03-2021, 04:09 AM
07-03-2021, 06:38 AM
what did the farmer say after he lost his tractor?
“where’s my tractor?”
07-03-2021, 06:43 AM
A boy and his two friends find a genie's magic lamp, he rubs it and the genie emerges, then telling the three 'you each get one wish.'
So the first boy says "I wish to be smarter."
'Poof, you're smarter!'
the second boy wishes "I wish I was smarter than him..."
The genie says 'poof, it is so!'
and the third... "I wish I was smarter than both of them!"
'Poof, you're a girl!'
So the first boy says "I wish to be smarter."
'Poof, you're smarter!'
the second boy wishes "I wish I was smarter than him..."
The genie says 'poof, it is so!'
and the third... "I wish I was smarter than both of them!"
'Poof, you're a girl!'
07-04-2021, 04:14 AM
my life
07-04-2021, 05:07 AM
What's a spider's favorite food at the state fair?
Corn on the cobweb.
What do you call an anthropomorphic vampire giraffe?
Tall, dark, and handsome.
What's the "J" in joke stand for?
Joke.
How do you open a tur-door?
Using a tur-key.
How do you open a mon-door?
Using a mon-key.
How do you open a ghost door?
USING A SPOOK-KEY
How do you get rid of a yun?
You use an onion.
Why can't a banana keep secrets?
It always lets them slip.
How do you break a camelberry?
You use a strawberry.
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One's heavy, the other's a little lighter.
Who is the protagonist of The Lion King?
He's the mane character.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
He walked.
JK ROLLING
Did you know horses have intelligent feet?
Hoof would've known.
Why do clowns clown around?
If they clowned afar they wouldn't be close enough when they got hungry.
The worst part about Christmas is the Ta.
Good thing Santa removes it.
What do you call an archer who makes too many mistakes?
A BOW-NO
Want to hear the world's longest joke?
(Yes)
Knock, knock!
(Who's there?)
[Remain silent for as long as awkwardly possible.]
Corn on the cobweb.
What do you call an anthropomorphic vampire giraffe?
Tall, dark, and handsome.
What's the "J" in joke stand for?
Joke.
How do you open a tur-door?
Using a tur-key.
How do you open a mon-door?
Using a mon-key.
How do you open a ghost door?
USING A SPOOK-KEY
How do you get rid of a yun?
You use an onion.
Why can't a banana keep secrets?
It always lets them slip.
How do you break a camelberry?
You use a strawberry.
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One's heavy, the other's a little lighter.
Who is the protagonist of The Lion King?
He's the mane character.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
He walked.
JK ROLLING
Did you know horses have intelligent feet?
Hoof would've known.
Why do clowns clown around?
If they clowned afar they wouldn't be close enough when they got hungry.
The worst part about Christmas is the Ta.
Good thing Santa removes it.
What do you call an archer who makes too many mistakes?
A BOW-NO
Want to hear the world's longest joke?
(Yes)
Knock, knock!
(Who's there?)
[Remain silent for as long as awkwardly possible.]
07-06-2021, 12:32 PM
ok me, hear this:
a joke
a joke
07-07-2021, 12:43 AM
I hate negative numbers, I'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
07-12-2021, 12:13 AM
I like using apostrophes where they are not appropriate and not using them where they're.
07-14-2021, 07:28 PM
I'm sick of my Calendar, it's days are numbered.
What does a runner eat before the big race? Nothing, they fast.
Two ghosts walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says 'Need any boos?'
What did one hat say to the other? 'Stay here, I'm going on ahead.'
What does a runner eat before the big race? Nothing, they fast.
Two ghosts walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says 'Need any boos?'
What did one hat say to the other? 'Stay here, I'm going on ahead.'
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