A pink slip of paper is thumb-tacked to the board. Cartoon-y red hearts border the edges. The text, written in black glitter pen, is the center piece of the paper. On the bottom right edge of the flyer paper is a small blue button, that doesn't seem to actually be attached to anything.

The note reads:
Dear single citizens Of Sigrogana!
Are you tired of having it put effort into trying to find a partner?
Are you tired of seeing happy couples constantly do public displays of affection in front of you?
Do you wish there was an easier way? Well, now there is!

Thanks to the Capulet Dating Agency, now it will be! By filling out the eight sheets given to you by pressing the button on the slip, you will be registered into the matching system with other singles around the world! We'll go through all of your personal details, and we'll match you with the person who matches your criteria as soon as humanly possible!
If you have any other questions, find and contact Mara Capulet. (marabcapulet@l-net.grm)


If you had happened to press the blue button, a few moments later a stapled together stack of exactly eight pages would appear for you to catch. It appears to be the actual questionnaire to enter yourself into the database.