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Tickle-Me-Bloeden - Sawrock - 07-27-2017 Since Warrick dolls are getting more popular, another type of doll has been appearing around Cellsvich and surrounding villages. They can't be bought; only found in strange places, apparently just left there. Tickling the doll causes it to wiggle and squirm, saying a short message. Roll 1d20 to see what the message will display: 1: Hee hee! I want you inside me! 2: Hee hee! Death to the Empire! 3: Oh ho ho ho! I love you! 4: Ah hee hee! Kill and mutilate a bunch of people and then you'll be idolized! 5: If you don't love me, I'll love you more! 6: Shoulders are for sitting! 7: The best clowns are those who don't wear a costume! 8: Bring down the Empire for the sake of FUN, kids! 9: Let's play a game! 10: This doll is 100% anatomically correct! 11: Yes, like that, babe! 12: Sometimes when life brings you down, you have to find the perfect hole in the perfect tree! 13: When live gives you lemons, you visit the hospital to remove the lemons! 14: You're in hell. You've been playing at this for how long, now? And you're tickling someone else's doll? For what purpose? 15: Go big or go bigger! 16: Go big or give up on your dreams. You're not worth it. I've never believed in you. 17: Eventually we all die. Even immortals like vampires die sooner or later. 18: There is no afterlife. Just a thin barrier that tries to break when you die, and if you don't escape soon enough you'll never get out of the abyss. 19: You will join the nothingness, eventually. There's nothing worth striving for, because there's nothing later. Just... 20: Hee hee! Not my funnybone!