[Soapy]

Black Lotus says "(ur waifu a shit)"
Carefree Lupine says "(fern u lil shit)"
Rational Redtail whispers "your waifu a shit"

[5:12 PM] Fern: oh my fucking god
[5:12 PM] Fern: so many liches
[5:12 PM] Fern: with the word
[5:12 PM] Fern: 'Spooky'
[5:12 PM] Fern: in their desc
[5:12 PM] Fern: it got boring
[5:12 PM] Fern: ;_;
[5:12 PM] mattie: uh
[5:12 PM] mattie: excuse me i'm the original
[5:12 PM] mattie: skelegun is better than everyone
[5:13 PM] mattie: so they can all kill themselves
[5:13 PM] mattie: fuckin bitches
[5:13 PM] Fern: so what's skelegun's story even
[5:13 PM] mattie: you mean you don't know
[5:13 PM] Slydria: he was just a thug in the streets of compton

... then one day
[5:13 PM] mattie: his life got flipped
[5:13 PM] mattie: turned upside down
[5:13 PM] mattie: and i'd like to tell you a story all about how he became the prince of a town called cellsvich

[9:30 AM] Kei: i had an idea so good i had to get out of bed and write it down with a sharpie
[9:31 AM] Kei: a loli that seduces people
but it's actually an illusion
papilion chris hansen