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(11-30-2020, 05:50 PM)Aqua Wrote: (11-30-2020, 05:44 PM)WaifuApple Wrote: You are so smart that everything anyone else says to you seems too dumb for you to understand. You can no longer communicate with other human beings or anything they have designed, for it is too primitive.
I've had enough of flying.
I wish I could get down from here.
You can no longer fly, you have no way of stopping yourself from 'Getting down' from there.
Smartness was too much
I wish to be able to bend reality.
Congratulations, you're now bending a really low quality reality, mexican TV show.
I wish to grow taller.
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Your legs get twice as long, making you taller.
I wish to earn money for doing anything on computers.
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You make money every second of your life; your lower half is now a computer, thus you always are on a computer. The computer is too heavy and awkward for wheels.
I wish black licorice was no longer made.
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Black licorice is no more.
But the world had to make a remplacement for it.
It's even worst and more popular than black licorice !
I wish I could make my own video games
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You now have the talent with which to make your own video games, but they constantly rank as the worst games ever made upon release. Not even you can enjoy them.
I wish I was a duck.
Ending 145: Disappointed in Humanity
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(12-01-2020, 01:24 PM)WaifuApple Wrote: You now have the talent with which to make your own video games, but they constantly rank as the worst games ever made upon release. Not even you can enjoy them.
I wish I was a duck.
You are now a duck. QUACK! You are constantly having stones thrown at you for stealing the bread of passing people.
I wish I was a car.
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You are now a car
Choosen to feature on a michael bay movie. Uh oh.
I wish for happy dreams
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You have happy dreams!
You can't stop talking about them and now people think you are in a fantasy world of your own.
I like the car.
I wish to start an apocalypse as a car.
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You start the apocalypse as a car, but you're eternally confined to the fictive world of Carmageddon, forever repeating the same stages.
I wish I was an uber hax0r coding wizard.
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You're an uber hax0r coding wizard. You're burned at the stake.
I wish for everyone to have a Merry Holidaymas.
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