[Blissey]

Response: mersalencitizen@l-net.grm

It appears the Human Resources Department of Chimera Enterprises wouldn't know how to empty a boot with the instructions on the heel. Perhaps your Human Resources Department should have been more definite, particular, and specific on what they requested instead of expecting me to fill out some quota you couldn't swell yourselves, a quota which you're all clearly disparaging me for. All of my reports are fine detailed and concurring with all Lispoolian and Karatynn protocol. I will be filing a complaint with the Capitol of Cellsvich and the Empire for this slander.

Signed,
Doctor Mavis Haemin.