[Sawrock]

Here's the game. You can make one wish to a genie, but it can only be a maximum of ten words (starting with "I wish) and the next poster tries to horribly subvert the wish while making a wish of their own. If anyone asks questions of your reasoning behind your wish-granting, simply edit your post and add an explanation.

Here's an example: "I wish I had more wishes."
Well, you're now a genie. You have more wishes but they're for you to give, not get.


Here's my wish:
"I wish I could stop time."