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[A NOTE IS ATTACHED OVER THE POSTER IN IN BIG, BRIGHT LETTERS OF GREEN AND PURE NEATNESS.]

THIS JUST IN: CHIMERA ENTERPRISES SUFFERED FROM A TRAGIC FIRE THAT IS BELIEVED TO HAVE COME FROM THE RESEARCH WING. LUCKILY, THE ON-HAND MECHANATIONS DID THEIR PROUD DUTY AND PUT OUT ALL THE FIRES. WE WILL MISS THEM DEARLY AND OFFER OUR MOST SINCERE PRAYERS TO THEIR OWNERS. IT IS STILL BEING INVESTIGATED IF ANY IMPORTANT STAFF MEMBERS PERISHED DUE TO THE FIRE, BUT DON'T FRET LOVELY CITIZENS, WE ARE ONLY PUSHING THE DATE BACK TO [insert same time but next week] INSTEAD OF CANCELLING IT.

- INTERN SHOAU