[Blissey]

You now have everyone's money. All digital currencies are magically wired to you, and all physical currences are safely deposited outside your house, carefully leaving a path for you to leave your house so you aren't blocked in. No one else has money, causing such an economic crash and chaos that the world quickly descends into anarchy. FUCK

You have a corgi. They're inside you.

I wish I was immune to disease.

You are immune to disease, but you are also the main cause of disease. No one else is immune to disease. You are alone now. Congratulations, Pestilence.

I wish I was GOD.