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Tired of living in your small and ignorant world? Want to experience something new and not be called a complete racist by all your loved (and unloved) ones? Well, look no further than the Cultural Festival being hosted by the company that, truly, Rides the Future*! Chimera Enterprises, pioneers of science for the people and the future*! Make sure to check it on your calander folks, because it'll be hosted on [INSERT LORE-APPROPIATE DATE FOR MAY 17TH]. We can't wait to show you the world.
*These phrases are trademarked by Chimera Enterprises, or CE for short, and all persons or entities found using them for matters such as advertising, copying, or in an attempt to slander Chimera Enterprises' reputation and/or name.*

(Time Zone Reference)
PST: 4PM
EST: 7PM
GMT+10: 10AM (May 18th)