[catabur]

Jan 10th,
7-10 PM EST
4-7 PM PST
10 PM to 1 AM GMT

DIRECTIONS:
FIRST BUILDING UPON ENTERING EAST HOUSING DISTRICT OF CELLSVICH, TAKE A LEFT AND DOWN THE STAIRS UPON ENTERING THE BUILDING

WORRY NO LONGER AT YOUR SAD EXISTENCE, AS WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT RADDER THAN EVER!!!!! WE, AT CHIMERA ENTERPRISES, LIKE TO START OFF NEW MANAGEMENT RIGHT! A BEACH PARTY, EXCEPT BETTER THAN EVER. NOT ONLY ARE WE TOPPING THE "BEACH PARTY" MARKET, BUT WE'RE EVEN TOPPING OURSELVES BY MAKING THIS THING BETTER THAN THE LAST TWO. DON'T BELIEVE ME? HERE'S A ROCKING LIST OF THINGS THAT WILL BE THERE:

1. FELIDAE IN SWIMSUITS. EVERYONE LOVES THOSE AND IF YOU DON'T, COME DOWN AND SEE AND BE AMAZED AS YOU'VE BEEN LYING TO YOUR BRAIN YOUR WHOLE LIFE. STILL NOT CONVINCED ONCE YOU GET THERE??? FEEL FREE TO KICK OUR HEAD OF RESEARCH, FREE OF CHARGE.

2. FLAMING BALLS, ICEY BALLS, ALL KINDS OF SWEET BALLS BEING TOSSED AROUND BY YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS. SURVIVE ON AN ICEY TUNDRA WHILE FLINGING THE COLDEST BALL YOU'LL EVER SAFELY TOUCH AROUND OR GET HOT AND SWEATY UPON THE FIELD OF INCINERATION, WHERE ONLY YOUR WITS AND QUICK THINKING WILL HELP YOU WIN. VOLLEYBALL HAS NEVER BEEN THIS INTENSE BEFORE AND IF YOU DON'T COME DOWN TO OUR EVENT, IT NEVER WILL.

3. BEVERAGES AT A NOMINAL PRICE!!!! NOT ONLY COOL YOURSELF OFF, BUT CHUG FROM A VARIETY OF ALCOHOLIC DRINKS AT A GREAT PRICE WITH SOME PROMISING TO KICK YOUR ASS SO HARD, YOU'LL BE BEGGING FOR MORE. (Non-alcoholic drinks will also be available.)

IF THAT DOESN'T GRAB YOUR CROWN BY THE TIP, SHAKE IT ABOUT, AND CALL YOU ZERA'S LONG-LOST GRANDCHILD, YOU MAY NEVER FEEL HAPPINESS IN YOUR LIFE EVER.