[Chaos]

(Note: Everything presented here is non-canon. Also, this is probably unoriginal, but we're crossing plenty of lines here to begin with.)

A daring and brave reporter sought to acquire first-hand information on the daily operations of Sigrogana's protectors. Using illogical magic that can only be summed up as 'a fucking wizard did it', she managed to 'record' a regular, dull day's haappenings within Fort Arjav.

....No, we're not sure how she managed to get out to share her findings, much less survive what she bore witness to.

IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE:
-Random NPC Guard
-The Ginger Scholar
-Quiet Armored Man
-Leather-Clad Lady
-Guard Commander
-Emperor of Sigrogana
(The figure on the 'porn' is made in the image of a random PC lesbian)
(the voice at the end is provided by the Prison Guard who mans the front desk)
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEGo41443iI[/youtube]