07-04-2021, 05:07 AM
What's a spider's favorite food at the state fair?
Corn on the cobweb.
What do you call an anthropomorphic vampire giraffe?
Tall, dark, and handsome.
What's the "J" in joke stand for?
Joke.
How do you open a tur-door?
Using a tur-key.
How do you open a mon-door?
Using a mon-key.
How do you open a ghost door?
USING A SPOOK-KEY
How do you get rid of a yun?
You use an onion.
Why can't a banana keep secrets?
It always lets them slip.
How do you break a camelberry?
You use a strawberry.
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One's heavy, the other's a little lighter.
Who is the protagonist of The Lion King?
He's the mane character.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
He walked.
JK ROLLING
Did you know horses have intelligent feet?
Hoof would've known.
Why do clowns clown around?
If they clowned afar they wouldn't be close enough when they got hungry.
The worst part about Christmas is the Ta.
Good thing Santa removes it.
What do you call an archer who makes too many mistakes?
A BOW-NO
Want to hear the world's longest joke?
(Yes)
Knock, knock!
(Who's there?)
[Remain silent for as long as awkwardly possible.]
Corn on the cobweb.
What do you call an anthropomorphic vampire giraffe?
Tall, dark, and handsome.
What's the "J" in joke stand for?
Joke.
How do you open a tur-door?
Using a tur-key.
How do you open a mon-door?
Using a mon-key.
How do you open a ghost door?
USING A SPOOK-KEY
How do you get rid of a yun?
You use an onion.
Why can't a banana keep secrets?
It always lets them slip.
How do you break a camelberry?
You use a strawberry.
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One's heavy, the other's a little lighter.
Who is the protagonist of The Lion King?
He's the mane character.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
He walked.
JK ROLLING
Did you know horses have intelligent feet?
Hoof would've known.
Why do clowns clown around?
If they clowned afar they wouldn't be close enough when they got hungry.
The worst part about Christmas is the Ta.
Good thing Santa removes it.
What do you call an archer who makes too many mistakes?
A BOW-NO
Want to hear the world's longest joke?
(Yes)
Knock, knock!
(Who's there?)
[Remain silent for as long as awkwardly possible.]