[Sawrock]

Endless Hat
319 patreons
Stitched from the feathers of a duckneck... and the skin. And the beak's been added, too. Great. Wait. You're just wearing a duckneck!!!!!!
Adds a duckneck icon over the player that stretches off-map. Like the icon does do.

Ended Hat
21 patreons
It's a hat.
It's a hat. It goes into the accessory slot. It has no effects.

Jazz Band
600 asagorians
Marching bands have a long-spirited rivalry with jazz bands. It's just the way the world works, and this works to tune in to some of those more freeform musical expressions.
Works as a marching band, but instead of uploading .oggs and other various music files, uses a youtube link instead. Marching band, as well as this item, can be traded at any Asago bank for 600 murai to facilitate people wanting to switch from one to another to gauge their preference.

Hat Ender
1 asagorian
You hate hats so much, you took this experimental pill. Now you'll show them. You're on top of their world, instead of them being on top of your head.
One-use item. Makes your own and enemy helmets permanently lose their effects upon initiating a fight.

Tool Cool
350 asagorians
You've got all the tools in this toolbox. It was worth buying from your Uncle Stanley.
Works like a portable blacksmith except only applies all took effects to the equipment placed within, for a cost of 3000 murai. Cannot be bought from Asago; can only be bought from your Uncle Stanley.

Fruit of Foolidity
100 asagorians
This regenerating fruit bears a striking similarity to a certain mage-produced fruit. The seeds hurt your teeth.
Displays the fruit of fluidity's message on use. Can be used any number of times.

Professor Pink's Calender
1000 patreons, 1000 asagorians, and 1000 murai for each player online
You found this in your shopping bag. After you bought it from Asago. Creepy.
Lets you change the calender date for everyone until reboot. Does not work within the first OOC hour of a new reboot.