[Fern]

On-topic, I think Clumsy + Spelldazed would be a good mix of effects. Perhaps "On Critical" it inflicts Spelldazed, and "On Hit" it inflicts Clumsy.

Both are potent in their own rights anyway, and simulate you beating the crap of someone with a big stick.

Clumsy is a pretty cancerous status that is relatively easy to re-apply while shutting down 75% of the average character's move set, due to most things non-magic being a movement skill. I would advise against the Clumsy part, people already hate Ryeser inflicting it on Crit, so imagine a weapon doing that on hit instead.