[K Peculier]

im a new player but...

Arbalest - heroes dont use bows
Magic Gunner - dishonorable dont use guns
Ranger - sniffing flowers for hp isin't mercala i swear

Lantern Bearer - good class to swap to when healing is not dishonorable
Priest - healing is illegal but killing you with aggressive lights is not

Ghost - it fits my ic i swear, its a demon statue of death not a wiggly boi i swear
Kensei - needs more power but its honorable
Firebird - cyclone spear the class, real heroes use swords

Evoker - if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a tornado, dishonorable because magic
Hexer - dishonorable dark magic
Rune Magician - too many buttons to press, the mark of a dishonorable mage

Monk - just use your best moves over and over like a broken record
Verglas - its not magic i swear, its just ice martial arts
Boxer - blue geist

Engineer - dishonorable robots
Void Assassin - dishonorable void
Spellthief - dishonorable hiding

Black Knight - i will stack swa and bully you
Tactician - i miss my dishonorable cheese tactics
Demon Hunter - pizza is tasty

Grand Summoner - "heh...you need youkai to beat me?"
Bonder - discount noctics + "heh...you need youkai to beat me?"
Shapeshifter - mystery of the druids + "heh...you need youkai to beat me?"

[Miller]

Base Classes:

Archer - Cripples arms like Yoshikage Kira
Curate - Only rescues because they're lonely
Duelist - Secretly wishes for axe skills
Mage - Statballing to compensate for something
Martial Artist - Doesn't actually punch.
Rogue - Very angry at skill slots
Soldier - Likes vanilla ice cream.
Summoner - Hoards underworld seeds for reasons.

Promos:
Arbalest -

 

Magic Gunner -

Ranger - XxBeastKiller420xX

Lantern Bearer - Thinks burn immunity stops roasting.
Priest - no

Ghost - Not actually a Berserker
Kensei - dork
Firebird - Soaring Spears at every chance.

Evoker - Isenshi
Hexer - Likes to throw bath water.
Rune Magician - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N74cnBa_Bmc

Monk - Stuck in the Saiyan saga.
Verglas - IPG > Rapid Kick > Icicle Spear
Boxer - Numbers don't hide the pain.

Engineer - Invented the ultimate vape.
Void Assassin - Arrested
Spellthief - Unironically uses confuse ray.

Black Knight - Actually a white knight.
Tactician - Spellthief's ugly cousin.
Demon Hunter - Owns an official Kinu dakimakura

Grand Summoner - no
Bonder - Always goes for Sagum Ruinam
Shapeshifter - "Shapeshifting is not a fursuit."

[GSM]

Here we go. I'm doing base classes as the prompt. The promos are just images I have laying around on my computer.

Base Classes:

Archer - Bass Pro Hunting Champion 332
Curate - Did someone queue support?
Duelist - Stop fucking buffing Duelist
Mage - Fire flavored tap water
Martial Artist - Wuju style of kneecap erasure
Rogue - The ninja winds of overbuffing
Soldier - Fight me yourself, coward
Summoner - fIgHt mE yOuRseLf, CoWaRd

Promos:

Arbalest -

Magic Gunner -

Ranger -

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Lantern Bearer -

Priest - 

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Ghost -

Kensei -

Firebird -

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Evoker -

Hexer -

Rune Magician -

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Monk -

Verglas -

Boxer -

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Engineer -

Void Assassin -

Spellthief -

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Black Knight - 
Tactician -

Demon Hunter -

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Grand Summoner -

Bonder -

Shapeshifter -

[Shujin]

Base Classes:

Archer - Pseudo Legolas
Curate - Catohlic minor
Duelist - Doesn't actually have a Promo
Mage - No silence, baby! 
Martial Artist - Only unbuffing dodge class
Rogue - Doesn't know how to Dagger
Soldier - No Skill play. Literally.
Summoner - The beginning of the end.

Promos:
Arbalest - Smallest Skillset, best anti Meta
Magic Gunner - has a bullet for everyone
Ranger - "Shooting while standing is lame!"

Lantern Bearer - Only useful as Mainclass, Maybe.
Priest - Masochistic pain dealer.

Ghost - Edgelords that axe questions
Kensei - Not actually good swordman.
Firebird - Totally balanced and fair.
Evoker - Only needs Lightning and Earth.
Hexer - The win boutton class, -glykin
Rune Magician - Still able to oneshot teams.

Monk -Actually slow and beefy
Verglas - Legs. OUT OF MANA!
Boxer - Best MA promotion, perceived weakest.

Engineer - One day I get Gundams
Void Assassin - Actually the better mage.
Spellthief - I am the most versatile!

Black Knight - Promotion in the wrong tree.
Tactician - I have a plan, promise!
Demon Hunter - No skill play, advanced!

Grand Summoner - One man army.
Bonder - "I die in the end" (Story Spoiler of FF15)
Shapeshifter - Never seen.

[Perdition]

Duelist: I fight for my friends!
Ghost: Craaaawling in my skiiiin
Kensei: Lightning or bust
Firebird: Cyclone Spear Ignite Power

Soldier: What's a basic attack?
Demon Hunter: All my skills get nerfed
Tactician: 90% of my skills suck
Black Knight: WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF???

Summoner: Welcome to the Velvet Room
Grand Summoner: Youkai together, strong.
Bonder: Ascended Seiryuu Shared Pain
Shapeshifter: What even is this class

Martial Artist: The Eye of the Tiger
Monk: Everyone, give me your energy...!
Boxer: That doesn't get Geisted?
Verglas: Ice mage with extra steps

Rogue: I have no synergy
Void Assassin: I have no synergy (edge edition)
Engineer: Scapegoat Shield Bombs
Spellthief: I have no synergy (blue mage edition)

Archer: I have a gun promo???
Magic Gunner: I miss silence...
Arbalest: Who?
Ranger: Protection from arrows is bullshit

Curate: I have main class skills???
Priest: Light Evoker
Lantern Bearer: Resist!

Mage: Without Blink I'd suck
Evoker: "Rage and pierce..."
Hexer: Can be any archetype
Rune Mage: Summon an even LARGER rune

[SolAndLuna]

Behold, my unfunny additions:

Base Classes:

Archer - Never Enough Range™
Curate - Stop! You violated the law!
Duelist - Sidecut Eviter Fleur Eclair Lacroix
Mage - Has 5 elements, uses one
Martial Artist - Rider Kick!
Rogue - Can have 40 skills
Soldier - 8 attacks, uses maybe 4
Summoner - Party in My Pocket

Promos:
Arbalest - You like Fire Emblem's Generals?
Magic Gunner - Oops! All Basics
Ranger - Flippy! Magical! Does anything! Trees!

Lantern Bearer - Range eternal, dies to Boxers.
Priest - Hope you packed light resist

Ghost - Is technically™ an axe class
Kensei - Blade Barrier? What's that do?
Firebird - Allegedly fights in the air

Evoker - "See where this is going?"
Hexer - All of the statuses!
Rune Magician - Can inflict even more statuses!

Monk - "Now! Barrier!"
Verglas - "Ice resist? That's quaint."
Boxer - Considers any object "ropes" occasionally

Engineer - Summoner without the grind
Void Assassin - Hell of a can opener
Spellthief - Mostly safe, except in Karaten

Black Knight - Void mage, but not dying
Tactician - Stole ranking from Demon Hunters
Demon Hunter - Kinu thinks they're cute, maybe

Grand Summoner - Do you have enough youkai?
Bonder - No damage reduction? Think again!
Shapeshifter - Most of them don't shapeshift

[Sawrock]

You’re all using more than five words.

“It’s a class.”

[FatherCrixius]

Arbalest :
Magic Gunner :
Ranger :

Lantern Bearer :
Priest :

Ghost :
Kensei :
Firebird :

Evoker :
Hexer :
Rune Magician :

Engineer 
Void Assassin 
Spellthief 

Black Knight :
Tactician :
Demon Hunter :

Grand Summoner :
Bonder :
Shapeshifter :

[b]Monk :[/b]
Verglas : 
[b]Boxer :
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[b][/b]

[b]this concludes my ted talk[/b]

[Kyro]

A'ight, it's about time I step in and do this thing too.

Base Classes:

Archer - Adventurers fear them
Curate - Healers adjust
Duelist - Child wielding a stick
Mage - Nerd with a heavy book
Martial Artist - Meditate in the corner
Rogue - Skill Slots? Yes.
Soldier - Baby with a shield
Summoner - I need friends

Promos:

Arbalest - Archer EMIYA
Magic Gunner - Parry this, you filthy casual
Ranger - Crit me, I dare you

Lantern Bearer - Starts crying once encountering Boxer
Priest - I'm a healer, but...

Ghost - It's but a scratch
Kensei - Anime Fights in a nutshell
Firebird - Evasion? What's that?

Evoker - Godzilla by Eminem
Hexer - I don't need friends
Rune Magician - LET IT RIIIIP

Monk - KAIOKEN TIMES TWEEEENTY!!!
Verglas - Deku with Shoot Style
Boxer - *geists* Ya feeling lucky, punk?

Engineer - Dexter with ambition
Void Assassin - Dishonored (Props if you get it)
Spellthief - Your spell, I like it

Black Knight - Checkmate go brrrr
Tactician - All according to cake
Demon Hunter - Wacky wahoo pizza man adventures

Grand Summoner - Lelouch but only youkais
Bonder - A horrifying basic attacker
Shapeshifter - Overused furry joke