[Stenzio]

Mine aren't funny. But, I deal.

Base Classes:

Archer - Remember when I could kite?
Curate - Healing? Pay the time fine.
Duelist - The only basic attack class.
Mage - You like being stunned, right?
Martial Artist - Actually very flexible!
Rogue - Does any of this mesh?
Soldier - Actually beyond useful!
Summoner - The Virgin Contractor

Promos:
Arbalest - I still exist? Really?!
Magic Gunner - Nerfed to hell, still good.
Ranger - Remember when I  could kite?

Lantern Bearer - Is Mercala an elemental???
Priest - I'm Healer, but...

Ghost - 
Kensei - Lightning, Fire, or bust man.
Firebird - Actually continues to be useful!

Evoker - Countless styles to produce #
Hexer - Once broken, now fair.
Rune Magician - Utterly useful, utterly boring.

Monk - HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Verglas - Hardcore Russians, pretty nice.
Boxer - Hits hardest, everyone says weak.

Engineer - Bombs? You want them?!
Void Assassin - Shockingly, very flexible too!
Spellthief - Most complex class, please use.

Black Knight - My true love, my soul.
Tactician - Remember when DH's used me? (I cheated on this one)
Demon Hunter - Stylish, people find it boring. (Not me)

Grand Summoner - U N L I M I T E D     P O W E R Chad SUmmoner
Bonder - I love my friend. What do you mean I have two others? What? (I cheated again)
Shapeshifter - Furry, Scaley, anthro sympathizer.