[Kyro]

A'ight, it's about time I step in and do this thing too.

Base Classes:

Archer - Adventurers fear them
Curate - Healers adjust
Duelist - Child wielding a stick
Mage - Nerd with a heavy book
Martial Artist - Meditate in the corner
Rogue - Skill Slots? Yes.
Soldier - Baby with a shield
Summoner - I need friends

Promos:

Arbalest - Archer EMIYA
Magic Gunner - Parry this, you filthy casual
Ranger - Crit me, I dare you

Lantern Bearer - Starts crying once encountering Boxer
Priest - I'm a healer, but...

Ghost - It's but a scratch
Kensei - Anime Fights in a nutshell
Firebird - Evasion? What's that?

Evoker - Godzilla by Eminem
Hexer - I don't need friends
Rune Magician - LET IT RIIIIP

Monk - KAIOKEN TIMES TWEEEENTY!!!
Verglas - Deku with Shoot Style
Boxer - *geists* Ya feeling lucky, punk?

Engineer - Dexter with ambition
Void Assassin - Dishonored (Props if you get it)
Spellthief - Your spell, I like it

Black Knight - Checkmate go brrrr
Tactician - All according to cake
Demon Hunter - Wacky wahoo pizza man adventures

Grand Summoner - Lelouch but only youkais
Bonder - A horrifying basic attacker
Shapeshifter - Overused furry joke