[Clockworkers Doll]

(*This is a joke. Not directed at any player or party specifically. Please especially do not do strategy two for the sake of everybody's sanity. All characters under the alias spoiler are mine.)
The Roxy Guide to making TOTALLY ORIGINAL NAMES™.

There is three ways to find a name for a character, obviously.

STRATEGY ONE:

1.
Google a generic adjective, the character gender, and name.

2.
Pick the link that sounds the most douchiest!

3.
Pick the one with the definition that fits your character and sounds the worst and profit!

STRATEGY TWO:

1.
Pick some popular anime you like, and steal the first name/surname of your favorite character(s)!

2.
PUT THAT INTO ACTION EVEN!

STRATEGY THREE:

1.
Google this!
2. PROFIT.

ALIAS STRATEGY:

PUT A BIG WORD IN FRONT OF ANOTHER BIG WORD/YOUR RACE/YOUR GENDER/OCCUPATION!

PROFIT!

Serious sidenote: Strategy one is actually legit, but you should take more than two seconds of looking when deciding a name. Nameberry is a very good source, imo!