[Snake]

In spite to the dense atmosphere surrounding the general, let's just take a moment to meme and chill out. Here's a challenge for you bunch and whoever makes it funnier than mine gets a like.

The clock is ticking, gentlemen...

Base Classes:

Archer - Also a gunner.
Curate - Thinks healing is a crime.
Duelist - "Backstabs are flanking, bro."
Mage - Boring but powerful nerd.
Martial Artist - Pecs of steel.
Rogue - More honorable than Duelist.
Soldier - Duelist's little bitch.
Summoner - Lazy bastard.

Promos:
Arbalest - Kink for naked Black Knights.
Magic Gunner - The ultimate magic... LE GUN!
Ranger - Forest hippie with a bow.

Lantern Bearer - Thinks 'Phoenix' is not Mercana.
Priest - Most of them are villains.

Ghost - Most of them are protagonists.
Kensei - The storm that is approoooooacchiiiinnnggg.
Firebird - Retarded magical bird with spear.

Evoker - Big number is my utility.
Hexer - Happily coughs COVID without mask.
Rune Magician - Thinks they're smart and innovative.

Monk - Goku got banned again, mom.
Verglas - Nord strip teaser, foot fetish.
Boxer - Theoretically, the weakest martial artist.

Engineer - Bomberman's wet dream.
Void Assassin - Edgy and suicidal emo backstabber.
Spellthief - Actually is a good business.

Black Knight - Not actually a knight, but...
Tactician - Not actually smart, but...
Demon Hunter - Not actually a hunter, but...

Grand Summoner - Abusive parent.
Bonder - "Does it count as 'furry'?"
Shapeshifter - Wonders the same as Bonder.